It has come to the attention of the Supreme Authorities that excessive quantities of the public's hard-earned income is wasted on the salaries of a select few who, while receiving said money for supposedly guiding this great nation, instead devote their time to undercutting one another or otherwise stalling any decision-making process. Whether this is incompetence or overwhelming self-obsession is irrelevant; these people are seen, in the government's eyes, as stealing from the public.
THEREFORE
Until a more effective body is established, I, Emperor Devon I, do hereby abolish and disband the institution of Congress, both on a Federal and State level.
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